Dear Tea, we’ve been together a while now. Every time I look into your perfectly round Tetley eyes, caress your sensual PG Pyramid nipples or touch your angular Yorkshire Tea bag bum I love you even more.. I want to dunk my biscuit deep into you all day long.. Let’s get married and have two sugars and live in a big mug. All my love, Stevie xxx
A friend’s fb status this morning.. brilliant.
